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I told you I would like to eat your ass like Wisconsin voters made Elon eat theirs. To which you replied "What if I told you I actually liked Elon Musk, would you still eat my ass?" The answer is a ...

Hey man, this is the second time you’ve done this and if you do it a third time I’m either gonna beat the shit out of you or push you off your stupid little scooter and have your friend add insult to ...

After nearly a decade of planning and frequent political and financial obstacles, the Oregon Department of Transportation ...

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Two days ago, as I was hauling the last loads out of the charred remains of my old, burnt out apartment building, a stranger ...

An enormous stuffed Pikachu hanging from a pole—like Christ at Golgotha—lords over the Portland Ballroom at the Oregon ...

Hello, and welcome to the Trash Report! I'm Elinor Jones, writing to you from the highly niche, but real mood described as ...

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