Snack king Robert Ehrlich is a write-in candidate for his tiny village of Sea Cliff — and officials aren’t having it

A closed East Village dive bar is coming back officially: Lucy’s will reopen at 135 Avenue A, between St. Marks Place and Ninth Street, on Tuesday, March 4, as reported by EV Grieve.

He’s trying to pillage the village. The creator of popular cheese-buff brand Pirate’s Booty is staging an “attempted coup” of a Long Island village — as residents speculate he’s trying to get back at them due to a longstanding beef.

Because he already conquered the snack world, here are your afternoon links: Frat bros of the West Village, Prohibition-era whiskey found in Jersey Shore sand, Xanax warning and more.