Why did the salamander go to Hollywood? To make newt movies! Did you hear the one about the New York Jets cocktail? Drink two of them and you forget what Joe Namath. Why did the veterinarian prescribe ...

Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide. How about this one: Why did the belt get arrested? It held up a pair of pants. Did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink?